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benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriends backs u up

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